10 Reasons You Should (Maybe) Get a Job
1. You’re stupid.
2. You’re desperate.
3. You’re hungry.
4. You’re scared.
5. You’re unimaginative.
6. You’re brainwashed.
7. You’re a people pleaser.
8. You love taxes.
9. You’re 30 and living with your parents.
10. You’ve earned a degree in student debt.
Or you could skip the job and change the world instead.